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The Twelve Sites of Christmas

. . . and no partridge in a pear tree!

by James N. Watkins

Posted: December 1, 2015

We present Jim Watkin's annual list of cartoons and favorite Christmas columns…

As his note indicates, this is Jim Watkins' eighteenth "Twelve Sites of Christmas" column. We're pleased to present it on Seniorlifestyle, now that Jim is one of our contributors...enjoy this seasonal gift! (Each bullet point is linked to one of Jim's favorite cartoons or Christmas-related columns).

Welcome to the eighteenth annual “Twelve Sites of Christmas.” I may not be your “true love,” but I do have some hope and ho! ho! ho! for you with cartoons and my favorite Christmas columns. Besides, you really don’t want livestock and leaping lords under your Christmas tree, do you?! I didn’t think so.

Have a meaningful Christmas!
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Site 1: Christmas shopping made easy

• My latest books (and no searching for a parking space at the mall!)

Site 2: Ho! Ho! Humor!

• A Christmas tree called “Shrek”

• Top ten politically-correct Christmas—excuse me, holiday—songs

• Top ten signs you’ve spent too much money on Christmas presents

• Top ten things I do not want for Christmas

Site 3: The 365 Days of Christmas

• Celebrating Christmas all year long

• Putting the X back in Xmas

Site 4: Is that your feliz answer?

• Test your Christmas trivia skills

Site 5: Yes, Virginia, there really was a St. Nick

• Top ten reasons Santa on naughty list

• The man behind the beard

Site 6: The Christmas story

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• The Christmas story in chronological order

• God is in control

• Mary, did we know? (What was she thinking when the angel announced the outrageous proposition?)

• The ten best—and worst—Christmas movies

• A Very Twitter Christmas

Site 7: How Christmas saved a grinch

• The shocking true story!

Site 8: Fruitcake for the soul

• Christmas at Macy’s

• Christmas at K-Mart

Site 9: Christmas stinks

• The aroma of evergreens, fresh baked cookies and . . .

Site 10: Merry Christmas quotations

• Happy holidays thoughts

Site 11: Looking for “true love”?

• No leaping lords can love you like this Lord

Site 12: Stocking stuffers

• Angels don’t come from Hallmark

• Hope in a hand basket

• Lamb of God: a ewe-nique perspective on Christ’s birth

• “There is no peace on earth, I said”

• Wiseman and Wife: a comedy/drama for Christmas

Disclaimer Okay, okay, this page has expanded like Santa’s waistline, but “The 24 Sites of Christmas” would make an already painfully long song even longer!



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