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Dumb and Dumber
Posted: October 26, 2008
Not the movie, but this senseless presidential campaign…
This campaign's way too long for me.
It's dumb and getting dumber.
We're focusing on two strange Joes.
The Six Pack and the Plumber.
A weatherman named Bill is back.
The forecast's outta sight.
There's Tony Rezko, Troopergate
and Jeremiah Wright.
There's hockey moms that wear lipstick
and pigs with different shades
that pale in contrast to a Gov
who looks like Tina Fey.
The prophet Louis Farrakhan
says B O's the Messiah.
It seems that Oprah thinks that too.
I'd call that blasphemia.
Just twelve more days and then we vote.
Oh promise me that's true.
I'm sick to death of slinging mud.
I'm nauseous. Aren't you?
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Greg Asimakoupoulos (pronounced AWESOME-uh-COPE-uh-less) is an ordained minister, published author and chaplain to a retirement community in the Pacfic Northwest. Greg maintains a blog called Rhymes and Reasons, which he graciously provides to SeniorLifestyle.Greg's writings have now been assembled in book form. See the SeniorLifestyle Store. • E-mail the author (moc.loa@veRemosewA*) • Author's website (personal or primary**)
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